Yes, my owner is a little girl, got a problem with that?

Today we have flowers, not feathers.

I'm a GELDING...not a girl, why am I being forced to frolic in a flower necklace? Oh, the things I put up with from the girl child. It's a good thing she comes with treats and lots of good pats.

What? I can eat it? It's made from clover? Life is, indeed, good.