Thursday, August 6, 2009

I'm infected!

Are you infected?

Surgeon General’s warning:
Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair

This is a public service announcement.

The National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerouse substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symtoms in female humans:
reluctance to cook
reluctance to perform housework
reluctance to wear anything but boots
reluctance to work except in support of a horse
physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.

Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ablility to use common sense.


  1. this is my wife in a total nutshell!!! If only these labels came with the horses! lol! She even has a website dedicated to horses and her horse...hubby's like me have to find hobbies of our own or die of loneliness!

  2. thanx for the diagnosis.. i was worried :)


  3. Golly, now I know....
    No cure. I'll live with it! LOL!

  4. HA!! I was self diagnosing yours MUCH better!

  5. Whew, so THAT'S what it is. Nice to know I'll be fine :-)

  6. Tendency to buy a new pair of riding boots while gluing the heels back on your work shoes and coloring the scuff marks in with a Sharpie?

    Spending more on a horse trailer than you did your car?

  7. I'm afflicted, permanently and hopelessly...and happily.

  8. Get over your 'infection' and take time to blog! Please....?